I want a free copy of The Holler

Hey Marge,
we met at the Almost Famous Authors Faire in the Greentree Mall a month ago. I keep threatening myself to get your book (eventually it'll happen) but I'm a poor struggling Author too. THE MELTING is my book (horror like Stephen King, but more sex). We spoke for a few minutes, I was very intrigued by what you wrote, and more than anybody else I met there, I'm tempted to get your book first (then the poor struggling writer thing pops up, and I tell myself I just neet to round the money up and do it, I know it won't break me, but I'm hard headed) then you send out a thing talking about a free autographed copy, so I thought I stop in and say hi. Hi! Anyway, your stuff sounds like good psychopathic, Alice Cooper in a straight jacket kind of stuff, and I'm intrigued. So there's my blog, I guess. I'm sure our paths will cross again.